Their Careful Santa

Their Careful Santa desired a stapler that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be magnificent. Honestly, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

Their Careful Santa owned a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Their Careful Santa always had with them a CD player that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Their Careful Santa desperately wanted a big sponge that they would sleep with. This seems a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Their Careful Santa carried a can of coke to put up their bum. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Their Careful Santa desperately wanted a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an original exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen item.