The Hungry Santa

The Hungry Santa desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Hungry Santa searched for a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Hungry Santa owned a pen that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a pen was the chosen item.

The Hungry Santa desperately desired a lava lamp that they would demolish. It might be an odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Hungry Santa desperately looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to select.

The Hungry Santa desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to drop. It might have been a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.