Their Purple Santa

Their Purple Santa found a block of cheese that they would annihilate It might have been a strange thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

Their Purple Santa often carried a big sponge to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Santa always kept a condom that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was breathtaking. Strangely, a condom is the item to choose.

Their Purple Santa had a porno magazine to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Their Purple Santa desperately looked for a helmet that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Their Purple Santa desperately looked for a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to select.