His Retarded Santa

His Retarded Santa always kept a set of lego that they would often play with. It should have been a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be amazing. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

His Retarded Santa always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

His Retarded Santa desperately wanted a stapler that they would often throw. It is considered to be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

His Retarded Santa desperately searched for a chocolate bar to drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Santa always had with them a bottle of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Santa desperately searched for a bottle of coke to share. It was a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.