His Different Santa

His Different Santa found a sword that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

His Different Santa desperately looked for a helmet that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

His Different Santa carried a bottle of wine that they would often smash. It was an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

His Different Santa owned a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

His Different Santa always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

His Different Santa had a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.