Green Santa

Green Santa carried a bag of poop that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. A bag of poop is the thing to select.

Green Santa desperately looked for a helmet that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

Green Santa desperately craved for a set square that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

Green Santa desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Green Santa searched for a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Green Santa wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A rubber chicken is the item to choose.