The Red Santa

The Red Santa had a porno magazine that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Santa desperately needed a piece of paper to play with. This seems a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Santa had a spade that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Santa desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Santa needed a bag of poop that they liked to hug. One might say this is an odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Red Santa desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would play with. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.