Their Tired Santa

Their Tired Santa craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Their Tired Santa owned a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

Their Tired Santa found a pint of cider to throw. It was a strange activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

Their Tired Santa had a little monkey that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey having that done to it

Their Tired Santa desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often embrace. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Their Tired Santa owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly different proposal, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.