Lonely Santa

Lonely Santa always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. It was an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Santa desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

Lonely Santa carried a piece of paper that they would rub on his belly. It should be an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

Lonely Santa desperately desired a pencil sharpener to put down their trousers. It should have been an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Lonely Santa always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Lonely Santa carried a magic 8 ball that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.