A Unusual Santa

A Unusual Santa always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Unusual Santa desired a helmet that they would often hug. It is an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A helmet was the thing that was selected.

A Unusual Santa found a rubber chicken to cuddle. It should be a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

A Unusual Santa found a lava lamp to share. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A lava lamp being the item opted for.

A Unusual Santa desperately looked for a crown to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

A Unusual Santa always had with them a big sponge that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be entertaining. A big sponge being the item selected.