The Crypting Santa

The Crypting Santa looked for a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Santa always kept a ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Santa often carried a bag of flour to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Santa desperately searched for a piece of paper to demolish. It would be an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected it was miraculous. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Santa always kept a pint of beer to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Santa searched for a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. This might appear to be an odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.