My Exciting Santa

My Exciting Santa looked for a chocolate bar to break. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Santa needed a teapot to play with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Santa desperately desired a sponge that they would often demolish. It should be a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

My Exciting Santa looked for a rubber chicken that they would put on his head. It might be a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

My Exciting Santa desperately desired a dildo that they would often hug. It might be a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. A dildo was the item that was opted for.

My Exciting Santa needed a Harry Potter wand to eat. It is a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.