The Red Santa

The Red Santa wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Red Santa always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often eat. One might say this is a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Santa needed a crown that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Red Santa desperately wanted a CD player that they would put in the bath with him. It might be an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

The Red Santa wanted a set of lego that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Red Santa always kept a radiator that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.