A Blue Santa

A Blue Santa carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

A Blue Santa looked for a can of coke that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen item.

A Blue Santa carried a bag of flour to demolish. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

A Blue Santa often carried a crown that they liked to worship. It was an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was selected.

A Blue Santa desperately desired a dildo that they would often sleep with. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

A Blue Santa desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.