The Fat Santa

The Fat Santa desperately wanted a radiator that they would embrace. It would have been an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be out of this world. A radiator being the chosen thing.

The Fat Santa desperately needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Santa looked for a bat that they liked to cuddle. It would be a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Santa needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Santa needed a painting of a melon that they would drop. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

The Fat Santa always carried a wig to sit and look at. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A wig is the thing to choose.