A Horny Santa

A Horny Santa desperately craved for a spade that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was fun. A spade would be the item that was selected.

A Horny Santa desperately needed a tomato to share. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Santa always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Santa desperately desired a hat that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected it was wonderous. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Santa desperately looked for a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a curious operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Santa desperately craved for a can of coke that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of coke being the chosen item.