A Lonely Santa

A Lonely Santa craved for a radiator that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a funny thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the item selected.

A Lonely Santa always kept a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Santa wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

A Lonely Santa looked for a melon to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

A Lonely Santa desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Santa needed a wig that they liked to share. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.