The Stupid Santa

The Stupid Santa wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to hug. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Santa desperately needed a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Santa desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often drop. It should be a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Santa carried a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels it was awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Stupid Santa desired a vibrator to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be spectacular. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Santa owned a pen that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.