The Cheerful Santa

The Cheerful Santa desperately craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Santa looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Cheerful Santa often carried a mug that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item that was selected.

The Cheerful Santa found a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Cheerful Santa searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Santa needed a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been an astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A sponge would be the item chosen.