Their Lucky Santa

Their Lucky Santa desperately looked for a radiator to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

Their Lucky Santa searched for a little monkey to put in the bath with him. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Their Lucky Santa desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Their Lucky Santa desperately wanted a vibrator to worship. It was an original thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Their Lucky Santa carried a bottle of coke to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

Their Lucky Santa desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.