Crazy Santa

Crazy Santa desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

Crazy Santa desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Crazy Santa always kept a block of cheese that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

Crazy Santa always carried a wig that they would sleep with. This is certainly an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. A wig is the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Santa found a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Crazy Santa wanted a condom that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was opted for.