His Dodgy Santa
His Dodgy Santa desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.
His Dodgy Santa desired a rubber chicken to sleep with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.
His Dodgy Santa needed a rubber johnny that they would drop. It would be an astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.
His Dodgy Santa looked for a cup that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to select.
His Dodgy Santa always carried a cup that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup being the item opted for.
His Dodgy Santa always kept a CD player that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.
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