My Magical Santa

My Magical Santa needed a condom that they would often hug. This might appear to be an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was opted for.

My Magical Santa found a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler of all things.

My Magical Santa often carried a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was selected.

My Magical Santa found a sack of potatoes that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be simply life. Honestly, a sack of potatoes of all things.

My Magical Santa had a crown that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be fun. Honestly, a crown being the thing selected.

My Magical Santa always had with them a CD player that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be out of this world. A CD player would be the thing that was opted for.