Their Adorable Santa

Their Adorable Santa owned a rubber chicken that they would throw. It might have been a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Their Adorable Santa always had with them a dildo that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Their Adorable Santa desired a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Their Adorable Santa desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Their Adorable Santa always had with them a melon that they would eat. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to opt for.

Their Adorable Santa craved for a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.