Their Dodgy Santa

Their Dodgy Santa always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Santa desperately desired a pen that they sometimes eat. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pen having that done to it

Their Dodgy Santa always kept a condom that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Santa carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought it was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Santa needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Their Dodgy Santa always carried a sponge to throw. It is a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.