His Talented Santa

His Talented Santa had a spade to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an original idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a spade having that done to it

His Talented Santa looked for a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square is the item to select.

His Talented Santa wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a cucumber having that done to it

His Talented Santa desired a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

His Talented Santa desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a mug of all things.

His Talented Santa found a pint of cider that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.