My Naughty Santa

My Naughty Santa desperately wanted a computer that they would sometimes share. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a computer being the item selected.

My Naughty Santa always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

My Naughty Santa needed a spade that they would often drop. It was considered to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be entertaining. Honestly, a spade would be the chosen thing.

My Naughty Santa always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. It would be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

My Naughty Santa desired a wig that they would put on his head. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was opted for.

My Naughty Santa craved for a sack of potatoes to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.