The Crypting Santa

The Crypting Santa searched for a dildo that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Crypting Santa always kept a vibrator that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a different thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Santa desperately craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Santa always carried a cup that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cup having that done to it

The Crypting Santa desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be breathtaking. A painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Santa carried a stretchman that they would demolish. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.