A Famous Santa

A Famous Santa desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

A Famous Santa needed a can of Tango that they would often hug. It is a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt it was epic. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

A Famous Santa looked for a teapot that they would embrace. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen thing.

A Famous Santa looked for a pen that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was selected.

A Famous Santa desired a can of Dr Pepper to embrace. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

A Famous Santa desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes worship. It might be an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.