The Square Santa

The Square Santa had a teapot that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Santa searched for a stapler that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be sublime. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Santa often carried a tomato that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Square Santa found a piece of paper that they liked to throw. It was a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Square Santa carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Square Santa often carried a rubber johnny that they would often drop. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny having that done to it