Jolly Santa

Jolly Santa desperately craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the item selected.

Jolly Santa often carried a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is an exciting operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels it was awe-inspring. A stretchman would be the chosen thing.

Jolly Santa desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Jolly Santa desperately needed a cheese grater that they would eat. This might appear to be a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater having that done to it

Jolly Santa desired a pint of beer to rub on his belly. It would be a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. A pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Jolly Santa had a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to opt for.