The Adventurous Santa

The Adventurous Santa carried a dildo that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Santa searched for a custard pie that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Adventurous Santa searched for a lava lamp that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was epic. A lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Santa often carried a vibrator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Adventurous Santa always had with them a custard pie to experiment on. It might be a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Adventurous Santa craved for a bag of flour that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought it was miraculous. A bag of flour would be the item that was selected.