The Cheerful Santa

The Cheerful Santa owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

The Cheerful Santa always had with them a stapler to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to select.

The Cheerful Santa desperately wanted a sword that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered an odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Santa desperately needed a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Santa needed a stretchman that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be an odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Santa craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a strange idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour of all things.