His Depressed Santa

His Depressed Santa owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

His Depressed Santa often carried a condom that they would share. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to select.

His Depressed Santa carried a mug that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly odd operation, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels it was awesome. Strangely, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Santa looked for a cheese grater to sit and look at. It should be an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

His Depressed Santa desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Santa needed a rubber johnny that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.