The Silly Santa

The Silly Santa desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Silly Santa craved for a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Silly Santa desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. A bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Santa always kept a cup to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Santa desperately looked for a condom that they would often smash. It would be a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a condom being the item selected.

The Silly Santa desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.