A Crazy Santa

A Crazy Santa always carried a teapot that they liked to annihilate It might be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Santa needed a sword that they would occasionally break. It should have been a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is stunning. A sword would be the item chosen.

A Crazy Santa desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

A Crazy Santa always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels it was sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Santa desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.

A Crazy Santa found a can of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.