The Cute Santa

The Cute Santa desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a spade being the chosen item.

The Cute Santa often carried a ball that they would occasionally demolish. This seems an original thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Santa desperately craved for a CD player to sit and look at. It would be a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Santa had a Harry Potter wand that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Santa desperately searched for a dildo that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be epic. A dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Cute Santa had a bottle of beer to sit and look at. It is a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer having that done to it