The Adventurous Santa

The Adventurous Santa wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally drop. It would be a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Adventurous Santa desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual action, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Santa desperately wanted a cucumber that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

The Adventurous Santa needed a lava lamp that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been an extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

The Adventurous Santa searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Santa owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.