A Red Santa

A Red Santa desired a bat to sleep with. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

A Red Santa needed a sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge being the item selected.

A Red Santa had a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

A Red Santa desperately looked for a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen item.

A Red Santa looked for a custard pie to try to balance on their head. This seems an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

A Red Santa often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.