The Dodgy Santa

The Dodgy Santa desired a wig that they would often eat. One might find this to be a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Santa desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often drop. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a big sponge being the item selected.

The Dodgy Santa craved for a mug that they would insert somewhere. It should be a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a mug of all things.

The Dodgy Santa desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Santa always kept a little monkey that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Santa desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.