Beautiful Santa

Beautiful Santa carried a condom that they would often smash. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is awesome. A condom would be the thing that was selected.

Beautiful Santa had a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

Beautiful Santa desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Beautiful Santa carried a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be spectacular. A wig being the item opted for.

Beautiful Santa searched for a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. This seems to be an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was stunning. A bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Beautiful Santa desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.