Their Dodgy Santa

Their Dodgy Santa wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Their Dodgy Santa desperately craved for a CD player that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player is the item to select.

Their Dodgy Santa always kept a pint of beer to annihilate It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. A pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Santa often carried a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Santa always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.

Their Dodgy Santa always carried a bat that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.