The Big Santa

The Big Santa searched for a helmet that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Big Santa desired a ball to experiment on. It might have been a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to select.

The Big Santa found a stretchman that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Santa craved for a teapot that they liked to share. It was an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Big Santa craved for a spade that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be miraculous. Honestly, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Big Santa wanted a pencil sharpener to demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was miraculous. A pencil sharpener is the thing to select.