Her Purple Santa

Her Purple Santa looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

Her Purple Santa owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

Her Purple Santa found a block of cheese that they would often rub on his belly. It would be an original operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Her Purple Santa had a porno magazine that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Her Purple Santa desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

Her Purple Santa wanted a sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.