My Horny Santa

My Horny Santa often carried a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Santa carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Santa looked for a bottle of wine that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Santa always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

My Horny Santa always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a curious activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Santa desperately desired a radiator that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was selected.