A Square Santa

A Square Santa found a tomato that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

A Square Santa desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

A Square Santa found a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to select.

A Square Santa desperately searched for a mug that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the item selected.

A Square Santa always carried a custard pie to put up their bum. It is a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

A Square Santa owned a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.