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in #satire โ€ข 6 years ago

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”

That right there is 239 ๐Ÿ”, including the ๐Ÿ” in the title.

But is 239 ๐Ÿ” enough ๐Ÿ”?


Hopefully, 239 ๐Ÿ” is enough ๐Ÿ” to fill up whatever you call that snippet of preview text that appears beneath post titles in the feed.

Hopefully, people will be scrolling through their feed and they'll see this post and then they'll be like, oh, this must be a post worth clicking on because look at all that irresistibly clickable ๐Ÿ”.

And then, hopefully, they'll

CLICK.


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Hmm.

This appears to be a photo of mountains.

It's a pretty amazing photo, I gotta say, but I'm not seeing any ๐Ÿ”.


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More awesome mountains, but still no ๐Ÿ” here, and ๐Ÿ” is really what I was looking for when I clicked.

Not sure what's going on??


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Well, what the hell.

Still no ๐Ÿ”!

Maybe this is one of those posts where you have to scroll way down to get to the actual ๐Ÿ”?


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Well.

I guess it's just gorgeous photo of mountains after gorgeous photo of mountains, but no actual ๐Ÿ”?

Can't help myself, gotta keep scrolling down.


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Okay, great, another killer photo of mountains.

But no real ๐Ÿ” to speak of.


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However, I will continue scrolling down.

Because I'm sure the ๐Ÿ” are waiting for me at the end of the blog.


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Oh.

Here I am at the end of the blog, and there are no ๐Ÿ” waiting for me.


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Oh!

I have been swindled!

There are no ๐Ÿ” waiting for me here!

I was a fool to click so irresistibly!

CLICK

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Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado. My name is Brandt, pleased to meet you. Iโ€™m a writer but I probably shouldnโ€™t be. I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, running, hiking, breathing, not working, etc., then you and I have a lot in common. Yes, this was a satirical post about clickbait articles. Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day!

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That seems a bit much, you are never going to finish all that milk.

lol, it's going to take me a while.

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This was terrible.


I'm never clicking on any of your blogs again. Downvote. Unfollow.

Such a liar you know you are co-dependant.

go drink some milk you baby.

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