A Different Scammer

A Different Scammer desired a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

A Different Scammer looked for a chocolate bar that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

A Different Scammer always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

A Different Scammer desperately looked for a wig to hug. It might be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

A Different Scammer desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

A Different Scammer often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stretchman being the item selected.