His Square Scammer

His Square Scammer desperately craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

His Square Scammer desperately searched for a teapot that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

His Square Scammer owned a porno magazine that they would often hug. This seems a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

His Square Scammer wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was fun. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Square Scammer needed a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A can of coke is the item that was chosen.

His Square Scammer had a set square to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.