My Horny Scammer

My Horny Scammer owned a bat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

My Horny Scammer desperately desired a wig that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a wig was the item that was selected.

My Horny Scammer had a radiator that they would often share. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a radiator is the thing to choose.

My Horny Scammer desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

My Horny Scammer needed a magic 8 ball to hug. It should be an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

My Horny Scammer always carried a CD player that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was selected.